Friday, January 27, 2012

Flash Fiction Challenge: Deserted



Welcome to the fourth weekly flash fiction challenge of January!!  Here are the rules:
  • You have one week to submit if you want to be included.
  • You are up to challenge yourself AND win a copy of either my short story, Nothing Lasts Forever, or a copy of my giant book of poetry, Bony Fingered Limbs.  Just let me know which you'd prefer, should you be chosen!  :)  It will come to you via email as a PDF file, DRM-free, so you can send it to whatever e-book-reader-device you may prefer.  ALSO, If you win so often you run out of choices, I will offer my services in editing something of yours, so there is always incentive!
  • Your word cap this week is 1000 words, so it's a little shorter, like last week!  That makes it a bit harder, but I think you can do it!  We'll work our way down shorter each month until we're awesomely churning out quickie stories like pros.  It is a good thing.
  • Your challenge for this week is something I am calling Deserted.  Let the photo above be your inspiration!
  • Get me your submissions by Midnight next Friday morning, 2-3-12, Mountain Standard Time.  Link us your story in the comment area!  Put it up on your own blog, or on a public note on Facebook or in a Google Document file.  Somewhere so we can all see it.  Make sure you link your story!  Just  to be sure it's not passed over by accident, missed, or not included in the contest!  Thanks!

Anyway!! Let's see what you've got!  

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Hands Free Monkey, the Jungle Monkeys Challenge

This was written for this week's flash fiction challenge, Jungle Monkeys.  I decided to go with an almost true story, written from my crazy son's perspective.  This is the story of my kid (names changed per his direction), and this picture shows the jungle gym where it all went down.  Silly boy antics, away!  



 Hands Free Monkey

Frankie looked around, but nobody was there to see what he was about to do. The other kids were running crazily, and his sister was across the playground, flipping around like she always did. Frankie was always quiet. He'd learned being quiet meant the babysitters only glanced his way occasionally, and he could be sneaky in his early daredevil stunts.
He waited for the moments when nobody was watching, and then he pulled stunts he'd been planning and dreaming up for weeks. He didn't want to reveal his secrets until they were perfected, so he waited, and he practiced, and he smiled at each small success, though nobody else saw them. Yet.
That afternoon he was going to work on something he was calling Hands Free Monkey. He had devised a way for his backpack to hold his body weight up, and he planned to use it on top of the monkey bars: The green set that looked like it was made entirely up of iron ladders, and shaped to be a great big box.
Frankie meandered over to the set and his friend, the babysitters' son, followed him. Frankie was sufficiently boring, though, and the other boy ran off to play a game elsewhere, leaving the little daredevil all alone with his plans. He smiled.
He took great care climbing up to the very very top. The backpack on his back had his homework folder and lunch box in it. He probably still had a bit of sandwich left over that he couldn't finish at the lunch table. He didn't really remember, but if there was a bit of sandwich left, he wanted to eat it for a snack later. So, he had to be careful.
Once he reached the top of the jungle gym, he sat up there, watching the babysitters' eyes carefully, looking around to see if any other kids were watching. The woman called out, “Be careful, Frank, okay?”
“Okay!” he hollered back to her, and she turned to run down her youngest son, who had just made a break for the parking lot.
It was his chance! He pulled one arm out of his backpack carefully, then slipped beneath the bars with his body, leaving the bag on the other side of the bars. He lifted his shoulders and slipped his arm back inside the shoulder strap, leaned forward for a moment to test the holding-up power, and when he didn't slip, he grinned. It was time.
Frankie let go of the green bars first with his hands, and felt instantly like he was flying! He grinned wildly, arms held out stiffly to the sides, and pretended to be an airplane. “VROOOOM! CRASH! BOOM!” He made shooting sounds, diving airplane sounds, bombs dropping sounds. He leaned to one side, then the other, flying through enemy airspace.
And then there came a sound that Frankie didn't make. It was an awful sound, a sound that told him something was terribly wrong. It was a ripping sound. He felt his backpack seam tear above his body, and fear flashed over his face. Before he knew it, he was falling.
He landed, hard, and the air left his body. He felt strong arms lift him, saw fear in the dad babysitter's eyes. He felt a hand press firmly into his head, and the man scooped him up and ran with him. Frankie's eyes were closed, so he didn't see where they ran to, but he heard a familiar voice talking with the babysitter man. The school was still open, and when he could see again, Frankie saw they were sitting in the nurse's office.
The nurse's face was grim, she told the receptionist to call the boy's mother at work, and she dressed his wound. It took a very large bandaid to cover the spot. He heard her say they needed to watch him, and the parents should take him to the hospital as soon as they could. The man thanked them for their help, washed his bloody hands, and walked with the boy back to the playground.
His sister stood there, worry covering her face. He smiled at her concern, because it proved she really did like him. His dad arrived home early from work, took him and his sister back to their house. He sat with them, made dinner, watched Frankie's eyes every so often, and at bedtime, he determined the boy was just fine, and sent him to bed.
The next morning, their mother was home from work, and she changed the wound's dressing. Her husband hadn't looked at it the night before, because Frankie always made such a fuss about changing his bandaids. He whined and cried for ages both before and after, because he didn't like the feeling of the glue being ripped off with his skin. When the dressing came off, Frankie watched her eyes, as his own filled with tears.
His mother's eyes widened in horror. There must be something terribly wrong for her to look that way. Maybe he was going to die. She shook her head, and picked at the wound. It hurt! He wanted her to stop, but she told him she had to get the rocks out. Rocks?! In his head!? No wonder she looked unhappy.
But then, Frankie began to think about it. It was his very first war wound, earned in the heat of battle. The gaping wound should have been stitched, but by the time they discovered that, it was too late. So, sticky sterile strips and a few weeks later, Frankie stood at the mirror, admiring his shiny new scar.
He smiled proudly at his reflection and made himself taller. It was better than he hoped for: He had been a real airplane, in a real war, and he had the proof. He really was going to be a daredevil, and he didn't even have to wait until he grew up.   

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Weekends... they suck away my SOUL.

Weekends.  They drain a person.  When that person has to work all weekend, that is.  The "weekend" is not MY break time.  It's my work-a-lot time.  At the "real job", not at writing.

The best I can do to come close to writing on said weekends is to read.  Read things that make me forget about working all weekend, at least for a little bit.  I'm currently reading A Wise Man's Fear, which is pretty damn awesome, by the way.  Name of the Wind was really good too, and incidentally was Patrick Rothfuss' very first published novel.  10 years in the works from what I hear, but his first.  Just shows that taking your time on something can really pay off.  :).  I lament that book 3 is not yet out for this series, but I shall wait like everyone else.  *tear*

Before that I was reading the Game of Thrones books.  I'm on book 3, there.  Before that was a smattering of other stuff, but I've read a LOT more since I started reading on my Kindle.

Anyway, so I generally don't have time on the weekends to read the contest stuff, because that requires my laptop and Scrivener so I can take notes on each mini story as I read...  and my laptop is too massive to fit in my locker at work.  That and I'd probably spill soup, or whatever my lunch of the day is, on my lovely laptop.  And it wouldn't really like that very much.

Generally speaking, I have Tuesdays off.  I will try and get the contests read and judged before I make myself go to bed on Tuesdays, but probably won't have any time to read much before then...  unless I miraculously have a day off during the weekend.  That is not likely, considering the size of my department and how every person is needed on the weekends.  It happens every now and then, but it's not a common thing at all.

SO!  I'm reading right now, I promise!  I'm recovering from the long crazy running around that happens on the weekends.  It's a lovely quiet afternoon right now, and reading is my job.  I am collected, don't smell like hot dogs or pizza anymore, and can sit for 5 minutes without someone needing something.  Until school is out anyway.

*desperate sad sad laughter fills the room*  

Friday, January 20, 2012

Orion's Belt, Sand Palace Challenge

I wrote this last night and fell fast asleep just before I could get it up here.  I didn't know if it was actually done or not until I went to re-read it just now, and turns out I DID finish in time!  I just fell asleep before I could post it.  Not that it matters to anyone but me, since I don't count my own stories in the challenges...  anyway!  This is for the one that ended early this morning:  Sand Palace.  Enjoy!  



I originally planned to make this a children's story, like a kid's book.  I will have to go through and edit the phrasing and make sure the words are understandable for younger readers, and maybe do a little illustration...  but I like the story!  Anyway.  Shutting up now.  *nod*



Orion's Belt

It was a morning like any other. I woke spluttering, my perfect home flooded yet again. I ran out as fast as my eight legs could carry me and dove into the water, hoping I would not be sucked under with the sand yet again. When I was safe from the threat, I allowed myself to rise to the surface, knowing what I'd see: my lovely home being washed away grain by grain, yet again.
The tide always took my homes away with them. I knew it would happen. I couldn't help myself. Every day when the children came and built their castles in the sand and left them there when their parents dragged them away, I would take my pick of the lovely structures and settle in for the night.
Some of the buildings were certainly sturdier than others, and I tried to pick the best of the available spaces. I loved lying there, looking up at the stars and watching them pass slowly across the night sky. My parents had instilled a love of the cosmos in me from when I was just a tiny crab, barely old enough to go skittering across the sand. They'd loved walking on the beach at night, claw in claw, naming each constellation, and dreaming of the children they would have some day.
The stars scattered across the sky had been the inspiration for our names, in fact. My parents called me Orion and told me I was named for a warrior in the sky. My sister Lyra and brother Leo knew their sky signs too, but I always thought mine was the best of them all.
I watched my wonderful house be sucked back to the sea, and wondered if I was the only crab in the world trying to make a living up on land. Probably the only one trying to live in castles of sand, anyway.
The other crabs made fun of me, but I felt the way sand could dry, hard as stone, and knew if a house was built properly, it could make a suitable home. It just needed to be far enough away from the shore to stay out of the tide, but close enough to have the good fine sand that washed in every day, and easy access to the water for sculpting.
The big problem was the humans who liked to build with sand were usually children. Or adults working with children, who then allowed the children to make grievous errors in engineering. What I needed, I knew, was an adult with a plan.
As it happened, while I floated there and pondered this, trucks pulled in. I watched as huge blocks of sand were brought in and set up. Areas were marked off with rope, and crowds began to gather. I watched as long as I could, curiosity eating away at me. What was going on? Why were they bringing more sand here? They were ruining my beach!
Eventually it became too much and I went to find others to come watch with me and figure out the mess. Sebastian, the old crab who was like a grandfather to me, told me he'd seen something like this before. When he was a young crab, he enjoyed snacks the humans let fall into the sand, and he liked to sneak up on land and have his fill. One day big blocks like those arrived, and he watched as the humans spent hours working. When they were done, huge statues and scenes were left behind.
I thanked him for his wisdom, he grumbled and swam away, but my friends and I sat watching as the sun crept across the sky. Some of the humans made skyscrapers, domed buildings, and regular human houses like the ones built all along the beaches. Others made images of people, mermaids with fish heads and human legs, or carvings of ships at sea. But the one that drew my attention most of all was a sandcastle, nay, palace, at the end of the row.
It was the biggest structure like it that I'd ever seen. Towers all over, hundreds of tiny sculpted windows, and best of all, it was hollow inside. I could actually live there! I crept closer, watching, waiting, biding my time, and when the crowds dispersed, castle builder upset after losing the contest, I took the opportunity to run inside and take a look.
From the tallest tower I watched the sky grow dark and waited. The first star popped out, and I closed my eyes and wished with all my might, “Please let this one stay.” When I opened my eyes, I saw the rest of the stars pop into view. I had wished on the middle star in the warriors belt. My warrior's belt. I went to bed knowing it was a good sign.
The next morning, I woke to sounds of the waves lapping, and scrambled out of bed. I waited for them to crash down the walls, but there they stood. I walked up the tall tower and looked around carefully, sure that my new home would flood soon like all the rest. But it didn't. I looked out of the tower to the rest of the sculptures, and they all melted away into the sea. All of them but my castle.
That night I thanked the star in the middle of the warrior's belt, and it winked at me. I was reminded of a story my mother told me, how she asked the stars for what she wanted more than anything in her life, and how the stars had answered her.
I knew, then and there, my mother knew a truth. She knew, and she tried to tell me. The stars can give you what you want, she once said. She'd asked, after all, and the stars had given me to her. Once, I laughed at the idea. But now I knew too.

Flash Fiction Challenge: Jungle Monkeys



Welcome to the third weekly flash fiction challenge of January!!  Here are the rules:
  • You have one week to submit if you want to be included.
  • You are up to challenge yourself AND win a copy of either my short story, Nothing Lasts Forever, or a copy of my giant book of poetry, Bony Fingered Limbs.  Just let me know which you'd prefer, should you be chosen!  :)  It will come to you via email as a PDF file, DRM-free, so you can send it to whatever e-book-reader-device you may prefer.  ALSO, If you win so often you run out of choices, I will offer my services in editing something of yours, so there is always incentive!
  • Your word cap this week is 1000 words, so it's a little shorter, like last week!  That makes it a bit harder, but I think you can do it!  We'll work our way down shorter each month until we're awesomely churning out quickie stories like pros.  It is a good thing.
  • Your challenge for this week is something I am calling Jungle Monkeys.  Let the photo above be your inspiration!
  • Get me your submissions by Midnight next Friday morning, 1-27-12, Mountain Standard Time.  Link us your story in the comment area!  Put it up on your own blog, or on a public note on Facebook or in a Google Document file.  Somewhere so we can all see it.  Make sure you link your story!  Just  to be sure it's not passed over by accident, missed, or not included in the contest!  Thanks!

Anyway!! Let's see what you've got!  

Monday, January 16, 2012

Editing, a necessary pain

I managed to knock out 3 chapters of my NaNoWriMo book last night.  Line editing.  Boring.  Necessary.  Sigh.

I am not a huge fan of editing, I'll admit, but it certainly is not a step I am willing to skip and neither should you.  But how do you edit?  How do you know something is finally DONE editing?


How do you edit this mess in the first place?
  • Go through and line edit.  Look for spelling and grammatical errors.  Fix them.  If you can't see them, ask someone who is a grammar-head to do it for you.  Pay them if you must.
  • Go through it again, and read it aloud.  READ ALOUD!  I mean it!!  If the words don't flow off the tongue easily, fix it until they do.  If you can't read it aloud smoothly, it doesn't read smoothly.  Period.
  • Go through it again, but this time, look for your theme.  What were you trying to SAY with your words?  Be sure it is clear throughout.  Elude to it early on, but be sure your message comes through clearly.
  • Go through it again, looking for your plot.  Does it rise and fall like it should?  Does every character's PERSONAL plot rise and fall like it should?  Even the secondary characters should have a plot line.  Write it out if you must in order to see it.  Be sure every person (as well as the story) has a beginning, middle, end.  Crescendo, resolution.  Is it satisfying?  Fix it.
  • When you're sure your plot, theme, grammar, and spelling are good,  go through it at least one more time to catch the little things you missed the first 18 times through.  There is always something to catch.  A typo, a word that is a word but is the WRONG word for the moment.  (to, too, two...  your, you're, yore, etc)
  • When you are satisfied and cannot see any more issues within your own work, this is the time to pass it on to others to read and critique.  Even if you don't agree with them on their notes, take them into consideration.  Their opinions matter.  They are, after all, on par with your readers later.  If enough of them say the same thing, consider it heavily.

    In the end, the decision of what to DO with their notes is yours, of course.  But don't be hasty.  Fix what needs fixing, and then go over it again.  Read it aloud again.  


How do you know when it's done?
  • Well, to be honest, nothing is ever truly done being edited.  There is always something that could be tweaked and fixed and made better.  There's always something you can do more on.  But there is a time to stop, even though a thing is not 1000% perfect, and it is important to know when that is.
  • When you can read through it and are happy with how it reads, feel you have been clear in your theme, and your plot lines are right where they should be...  when you read through it aloud and nothing trips you up, when you can find nothing else to fix and you have considered outside opinions, it is time to send your baby off.

What now?

Well, this all depends on what you plan to do!  

  • Do you want to go the traditional publishing route?  Find an agent.  Don't try and send your stuff off to different publishing houses yourself.  Get an agent and let them fence the project for you.  That's what they're there for.

    I have not bothered finding my own agent, so I'm not the one to direct you in this path.  But there are plenty of posts out there by people who can!  Research!  Scott Eagan has a pretty awesome blog about this side of things.  Namely the finding an agent bit.

  • Do you want to self publish?  Format for e-book reading, or have someone do it for you.  Design a cover or have one designed for you, and don't forget about copyright laws with photos you might be using.  Set yourself up on Createspace if you want to publish one at a time, etc.
In any case, the editing was the point of today's fun little post.  The rest is for another day.

I know it seems like a lot of work.  I'm not going to lie to you.  It is.  It's tedious.  It's boring.  It's infuriating.  It's frustrating.  It might make you want to quit.  If you can't hack it, be prepared to pay someone else to do all this for you.  It will not be cheap.  But it is necessary to do a thorough edit if you want your work to be readable, or in any way good.

So!  Get to it!

Friday, January 13, 2012

Flash Fiction Challenge: Sand Palace



Welcome to the second weekly flash fiction challenge of January!!  Here are the rules:
  • You have one week to submit if you want to be included.
  • You are up to challenge yourself AND win a copy of either my short story, Nothing Lasts Forever, or a copy of my giant book of poetry, Bony Fingered Limbs.  Just let me know which you'd prefer, should you be chosen!  :)  It will come to you via email as a PDF file, DRM-free, so you can send it to whatever e-book-reader-device you may prefer.  ALSO, If you win so often you run out of choices, I will offer my services in editing something of yours, so there is always incentive!
  • Your word cap this week is 1000 words, so it's a little shorter, like last week!  That makes it a bit harder, but I think you can do it!  We'll work our way down shorter each month until we're awesomely churning out quickie stories like pros.  It is a good thing.
  • Your challenge for this week is something I am calling Sand Palace.  Let the photo above be your inspiration!
  • Get me your submissions by Midnight next Friday morning, 1-20-12, Mountain Standard Time.  Link us your story in the comment area!  Put it up on your own blog, or on a public note on Facebook or in a Google Document file.  Somewhere so we can all see it.  Make sure you link your story!  Just  to be sure it's not passed over by accident, missed, or not included in the contest!  Thanks!

Anyway!! Let's see what you've got!